BASICALLY@2 weeks ago with 262 notes
If he can’t find your clit.
Cut off his hand.
I don’t wanna be at work right now…four more hours until I am free D: I woud have been off at 1 instead of 4 but I suck at closing so I need extra training apparently. Sux to be an unintelligent bubblegum wad like me I guess. All I ever wanna do is lie in the sun, read, and eat protein. Speaking of, I made my first smoothie yesterday! Bananas, strawberries, Greek yogurt, peanut butter, milk, and honey. I thought it tasted bland but my sister actually really liked it ! Weird. I am thinking of making cinnamon buns this weekend…but
1) It’s too hot to bake !
2) I’m too lazy to bake!
Just get me outta here …..school starts Monday too… (*｀へ´*)@2 weeks ago
My boyfriend and I made an apple pie last night. It was our first attempt and it turned out delicious! Only problem ? Crust was a tad too hard . __ . I got really frustrated rolling the dough out because it was all crumbly and not sticking together. I really am type A personality I was demanding my boyfriend follow the recipe and micromanaging him…we worked it out though thank god. I always flip my shit at him and he’s nothing but kind to me. Blah. I feel really bad today and I am snappy with everyone. I just need to go to sleep and hopefully have a good workout tomorrow. Haven’t gone to the gym for two days. I guess it’s good to rest but I don’t wanna lose progress …
Seeing boyfriend again tomorrow yay? More movies and cuddles. No more baking though cos we ate 90% of the pie in like, 12 hours….lol.@2 days ago
i always pick fights with my boyfriend. I just hate the idea of him being in politics so much. i know i should be ~*supportive*~ of his goals. blah. canvassing sucks and wastes more time than anything in the universe :|@1 week ago
Back to the wonderful world of math ! Happy happy joy joy lol~*~* I am always so terrible at simple things like GEDMAS and putting stuff on a calculator!!! I’m way better at graphing LET ME DRAW LINES AND PARABOLAS PLEASE
I only need a C but I want an A in this class damn it (*｀へ´*)@2 weeks ago
( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ✿ You dropped this
(◕△◕ ) !!!
( ´ ▽ ` )~✿ (◕﹏◕ ) T-thank you
(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ ` ) please take care of it okay?
(✿◕‿◕) (´ ▽ ` ノ)
(✿◕‿◕) ヾ( ´ ▽ ` ) I need to go now, please stay safe!
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(via dildosoup)@2 weeks ago with 21280 notes
I don’t want to go to work. I hate closing shifts because I always take too long to do all the paperwork. I woke up at noon today and went back to sleep at 1:30. I think my meds are doing this to me. Blah….I should up to 150 mg.
I hope it’s really sunny tomorrow so I can slather myself in oil and bake in the sun. I don’t care what it does to me. Tanning is relaxing! Plus I have a blood test in the morning which I agreed to for no particular reason. I’m so drained :(@2 weeks ago